Orlando Patootie

My best friend noticed that I had only put up female patooties here and asked me what's up with that. Hmmm. Good one! I usually think of girls as patooties, maybe because I think naughty thoughts about boys.

Well, I thought a bit and didn't get hit with anyone right away. I asked her who she thought of. Guess who she said?

Nope, Orlando Bloom. We both laughed.

What? Does she want me to hump my computer? He's too sexy to be a true patootie. I told her that I couldn't "do" him [ ;) ] because I would end up writing a dirty post.
She said, "so?"

Julia Patootie?

I asked a friend who she thought of when asked, "who is your favorite patootie?" To my surprise, she said, "Julia Roberts".


Julia Roberts? "Yes, she made me wanna wear thigh high boots."


Wow, what a great answer!



But Julia wore thigh high boots in PRETTY WOMAN, which is not a very patootie movie. Hello? She plays a hooker! No, not a patootie career choice.

Now, in fairness, Julia has great dimples--a big common link to patootie-dom.

She is a cutie, so many call her their cutie patootie.

OK, I'll go along...What do you think?






I found this shot of a little Julia, when she was missing her front tooth. Patootie!

Maggie Patootie

Almost any baby can be considered a patootie. Perhaps the cutest baby on television is Maggie Simpson of the FOX cartoon "THE SIMPSONS".

She has a big advantage over other tv babies, since she never ages--even though the show has continued for well over a decade.

Maggie always has her pacifier in her mouth, too. How patootie!!



She once shot Mr. Burns but no one holds that against her. Neither do I. How cute for a baby to shoot the most evil man in town...

Dakota Patootie?

Many movie fans would consider Dakota Fanning a cutie patootie. She burst onto the Hollywood scene as this amazing little actress. Let's face it, when you curl up your feet while on a talk show, VERY patootie!


But when she talks, yikes! She comes across as a 28 year old trapped in a kid's body. She scares the patootie out of me.
So, I must ask: Dakota Fanning--patootie or not patootie?

Olsen Patooties

We all remember the show FULL HOUSE and the smallest cast member who was actually played by twin girls, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, due to child labor laws. It would be hard for someone to argue that she/they were not a patootie. I didn't always like them, though. You know, they had these smarty pants lines, etc. But very cute--those cheeks!!

We got to see them grow from almost infants to young girls. Awwww! Dress them up, as in this photo, and you had pure gold.

Well, guess what? The girls did turn their image into gold. They became two of the richest women on the planet. My, my, patooties do grow up, too!

Google Patootie

out of curiosity, I went to google images to see what THEY might consider a patootie. this image came up first. it took me a minute to recognize the face of Tom Cruise on the little fella's face. now, this may be some rip job on Tom but he will always be considered cute by me. I always loved him in his movies and wish all the best to him and his new family. his wife--Katie Holmes--counts as a cutie, too. ;)

now, a quick word about Tom's religion. you try substituting the word "Judaism" for "Scientology" and you see how far you get with that rip job. so, there! :P

NOTE: the woman here may be taller and thicker than "Little Tom"--but she's adorable!! and how much more patootie can you get than her outfit? show 'em what you got, sweet patootie!!!

Patootie Limerick

there once was a little patootie
who sometimes could be a bit moody
she always was artsy
and wanted a horsey
so she painted a pony--what a cutie!

Shirley Patootie

so, you might be wondering what a "patootie" is. well, you shouldn't, since I'm sure you've all heard someone referred to as a "cutie patootie". you know, the little kid, usually a girl, who is so cute, you just wanna squeeze their little cheeks? I heard this a lot growing up. yes, you heard me correctly, "growing up". I still hear this to this day. I guess it could be worse--who wants to be called an "ugly fugly"?

and patooties can be smart, too, so don't be fooled. remember SHIRLEY TEMPLE? the patootiest! after superstardom as a child movie star, Shirley grew up, got married, had kids, and later became a diplomat for the USA. she even survived breast cancer. you go, patooties!!!

Welcome!

Huh? Whadda ya think? Patootie or not?