Orlando Patootie

My best friend noticed that I had only put up female patooties here and asked me what's up with that. Hmmm. Good one! I usually think of girls as patooties, maybe because I think naughty thoughts about boys.

Well, I thought a bit and didn't get hit with anyone right away. I asked her who she thought of. Guess who she said?

Nope, Orlando Bloom. We both laughed.

What? Does she want me to hump my computer? He's too sexy to be a true patootie. I told her that I couldn't "do" him [ ;) ] because I would end up writing a dirty post.
She said, "so?"