Ripa's Patootie

Mark Consuelos is married to Kelly Ripa and is such a patootie. Look at him! He seems to treat her well and all. Gee, who wouldn't want him coming into their room with that big smile??

Over here, Mark, I won't tell...

Rosie Patootie

Maybe you don't think of Rosie O'Donnell as a cutie patootie? Well, maybe you are wrong, too. For sure, she uses the phrase "cutie patootie" the most of anyone on broadcast television, so, for that alone, I have to give her some thanks and praise.

And she's funny. And whatever the blanketty-blank Mr. Trump got all on about, just don't you worry. Rosie will continue being Rosie.

Don't ever change, Rosie O'Donnell!!

Orlando Swoon!

Wow! I've been on a two week Orlando Bloom Swoon. Who could find fault with that?


I think I'm coming out of it. Check in tomorrow...

Orlando Wednesday

So, I've been drooling over Orlando now and haven't been able to think straight.
I'd like to know if Mr. Bloom would shack up with me...



It's been years now...from elf...






...to pirate...