Patootie Pup

Isn't he/she so patootie???

Thanksgiving Patootie

The famous Squanto: maybe he was more of a hunk than a patootie?

Happy Thanksgiving!

Columbus Patootie

Ok, not THAT Chris Columbus but this one is kinda patootie, especially for a film director. ;]
And HARRY POTTER is a patootie!!

Jeter Patootie

Baseball patootie!
Soooooooooo, cute back then.

Awww, don't worry, Derek, you're always a patootie to me.

Shoe Patootie

Jimmy Choo, I love you!!!

German Patootie

Okay, so today is GOETHE'S birthday (you're welcome, Professor).

But whenever I think of a German patootie, I think of Mozart.

...Yes, he was Austrian--and very patootie!

Patootie Movie

I love this movie, SINGIN' IN THE RAIN (1952). So patootie!
Happy Birthday, Gene Kelly, where ever you are...

July Patootie

BORN ON THE 4TH OF JULY?

Well, almost...Tom, you're soooooooo patootie!

Patootie King

All hail, The King of the Patooties!

Raymond Patootie

Everybody Loves Patootie!

Mulder Patootie

THE PATOOTIE IS OUT THERE!

Tough Patootie

Dominic Monaghan was very patootie as a hobbit in
LORD OF THE RINGS.
But a patootie with a beard? A tough patootie? Yes!

Mario Patootie

Let's face it: I love a good gun show! and the dimples...

Sexy Patootie

To. Die. For. Just look at those eyes... Well, that's if you can get past those lips.... Jake better look out if I ever run up with him...

Donnie Patootie

I happened to watch THE VIEW yesterday when Rosie announced that she will leave the show once her contract expires. Anyway, on the show, she called guest Donnie Osmond a "cutie patootie".

Well, yes, he is!

Panda Patootie 2

awwww, how can you not love him?

Panda Patootie!

Baby panda with its mother...awwww, so patootie!!!

Haley Joel Patootie

Haley Joel Osment
(Born in Los Angeles, California on April 10, 1988)

Always was and probably always will be a patootie!

Corey Haim

Not a patootie!

Ripa's Patootie

Mark Consuelos is married to Kelly Ripa and is such a patootie. Look at him! He seems to treat her well and all. Gee, who wouldn't want him coming into their room with that big smile??

Over here, Mark, I won't tell...

Rosie Patootie

Maybe you don't think of Rosie O'Donnell as a cutie patootie? Well, maybe you are wrong, too. For sure, she uses the phrase "cutie patootie" the most of anyone on broadcast television, so, for that alone, I have to give her some thanks and praise.

And she's funny. And whatever the blanketty-blank Mr. Trump got all on about, just don't you worry. Rosie will continue being Rosie.

Don't ever change, Rosie O'Donnell!!

Orlando Swoon!

Wow! I've been on a two week Orlando Bloom Swoon. Who could find fault with that?


I think I'm coming out of it. Check in tomorrow...

Orlando Wednesday

So, I've been drooling over Orlando now and haven't been able to think straight.
I'd like to know if Mr. Bloom would shack up with me...



It's been years now...from elf...






...to pirate...

Orlando Patootie

My best friend noticed that I had only put up female patooties here and asked me what's up with that. Hmmm. Good one! I usually think of girls as patooties, maybe because I think naughty thoughts about boys.

Well, I thought a bit and didn't get hit with anyone right away. I asked her who she thought of. Guess who she said?

Nope, Orlando Bloom. We both laughed.

What? Does she want me to hump my computer? He's too sexy to be a true patootie. I told her that I couldn't "do" him [ ;) ] because I would end up writing a dirty post.
She said, "so?"

Julia Patootie?

I asked a friend who she thought of when asked, "who is your favorite patootie?" To my surprise, she said, "Julia Roberts".


Julia Roberts? "Yes, she made me wanna wear thigh high boots."


Wow, what a great answer!



But Julia wore thigh high boots in PRETTY WOMAN, which is not a very patootie movie. Hello? She plays a hooker! No, not a patootie career choice.

Now, in fairness, Julia has great dimples--a big common link to patootie-dom.

She is a cutie, so many call her their cutie patootie.

OK, I'll go along...What do you think?






I found this shot of a little Julia, when she was missing her front tooth. Patootie!

Maggie Patootie

Almost any baby can be considered a patootie. Perhaps the cutest baby on television is Maggie Simpson of the FOX cartoon "THE SIMPSONS".

She has a big advantage over other tv babies, since she never ages--even though the show has continued for well over a decade.

Maggie always has her pacifier in her mouth, too. How patootie!!



She once shot Mr. Burns but no one holds that against her. Neither do I. How cute for a baby to shoot the most evil man in town...

Dakota Patootie?

Many movie fans would consider Dakota Fanning a cutie patootie. She burst onto the Hollywood scene as this amazing little actress. Let's face it, when you curl up your feet while on a talk show, VERY patootie!


But when she talks, yikes! She comes across as a 28 year old trapped in a kid's body. She scares the patootie out of me.
So, I must ask: Dakota Fanning--patootie or not patootie?

Olsen Patooties

We all remember the show FULL HOUSE and the smallest cast member who was actually played by twin girls, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, due to child labor laws. It would be hard for someone to argue that she/they were not a patootie. I didn't always like them, though. You know, they had these smarty pants lines, etc. But very cute--those cheeks!!

We got to see them grow from almost infants to young girls. Awwww! Dress them up, as in this photo, and you had pure gold.

Well, guess what? The girls did turn their image into gold. They became two of the richest women on the planet. My, my, patooties do grow up, too!

Google Patootie

out of curiosity, I went to google images to see what THEY might consider a patootie. this image came up first. it took me a minute to recognize the face of Tom Cruise on the little fella's face. now, this may be some rip job on Tom but he will always be considered cute by me. I always loved him in his movies and wish all the best to him and his new family. his wife--Katie Holmes--counts as a cutie, too. ;)

now, a quick word about Tom's religion. you try substituting the word "Judaism" for "Scientology" and you see how far you get with that rip job. so, there! :P

NOTE: the woman here may be taller and thicker than "Little Tom"--but she's adorable!! and how much more patootie can you get than her outfit? show 'em what you got, sweet patootie!!!

Patootie Limerick

there once was a little patootie
who sometimes could be a bit moody
she always was artsy
and wanted a horsey
so she painted a pony--what a cutie!

Shirley Patootie

so, you might be wondering what a "patootie" is. well, you shouldn't, since I'm sure you've all heard someone referred to as a "cutie patootie". you know, the little kid, usually a girl, who is so cute, you just wanna squeeze their little cheeks? I heard this a lot growing up. yes, you heard me correctly, "growing up". I still hear this to this day. I guess it could be worse--who wants to be called an "ugly fugly"?

and patooties can be smart, too, so don't be fooled. remember SHIRLEY TEMPLE? the patootiest! after superstardom as a child movie star, Shirley grew up, got married, had kids, and later became a diplomat for the USA. she even survived breast cancer. you go, patooties!!!

Welcome!

Huh? Whadda ya think? Patootie or not?